Sunday, January 07, 2007

My Date With Michelle

41 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jon is that a picture of you?

Anonymous said...

Please, don't insult the monkey!

Fore Sam said...

Yuh that's me . I'm the one wearing a hat.

Anonymous said...

John,

I didn't know your son's name is Sam. My son is also a Sam. Now the "fore Sam" makes sense. Did Sam see Michelle? What did he think?

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure comparing any group of people, other than autistics, to a monkey is called hate speech.

Fore Sam said...

Anon; No, Sam didn't meet her. I had heard Michelle was hot so I took off my wedding ring and told my wife I was going golfing.

Fore Sam said...

2nd Anon; Comparing one monkey to one autistic person who thinks that harming children is a good idea is not hate speech of any sort against sane autistic people who are not harming children with their stupidity.

Anonymous said...

Is that Michelle Dawson?

Fore Sam said...

I never caught her last name.

Anonymous said...

Well, what did you do on your date?
Details?

Fore Sam said...

As you can see, she was all over me. She wanted to go back to my place but she wouldn't stop yapping about some crazy scheme to keep parents from helping their kids. So, I tossed a banana out the window of my car and she dove out after it. I put my wedding ring back on and went home.

Anonymous said...

That sure is a hot monkey trainer

CAPITALIST said...

BLOG RUNNER HATES AUTISM
EQUALS
BLOG RUNNER HATES HUMAN LIFE
EQUALS
BLOG RUNNER HATES HIS SON AND HIMSELF

CAPITAL!

Anonymous said...

SO I believe that mom26children has now taken down her blog. She must have been ashamed of all the nasty things she wrote about disabled children and their parents. Good thing we copied it all. She is a shame of a mother.

Anonymous said...

No it's working, the link to her blog wasn't working last night but it is this morning.

Fore Sam said...

Capitalist, You should see the pending psychologist.

Joseph said...

As I've pointed out before, John's obsession with comparing autistics to monkeys is remarkably similar to that of anti-abololitionists in the US at the end of the 19th century.

Fore Sam said...

Joe, I don't think the monkeys are as cruel to their offspring as neurodiverse knuckleheads are. The comparison gives you too much credit for intelligence.

Anonymous said...

At least monkeys (along with first graders) know that injecting people with poison is a very bad idea.

Check out Kev's new petition. It's good for a laugh or two (or 20).

Fore Sam said...

I think that's the "I'm A Knucklehead" roster going by who signed it.

CAPITALIST said...

Capitalist, You should see the pending psychologist.

BLOG RUNNER SHOULD TAKE HIS OWN ADVICE

CAPITAL!

Anonymous said...

I didn't know you had a sister called Michelle! Very close resemblance!

TheProbe said...

I am reporting you to PETA for monkey abuse.

Anonymous said...

If Michelle is Cheetah, then ABFH must be Tarzan and Jane could only be Kev.

Anonymous said...

Did mom26children post about her free house yet? Wonder how long it will take for her kids to destroy that one!

Anonymous said...

Fore Sam said...
As you can see, she was all over me. She wanted to go back to my place but she wouldn't stop yapping about some crazy scheme to keep parents from helping their kids. So, I tossed a banana out the window of my car and she dove out after it. I put my wedding ring back on and went home.



Wow are you saying Michelle responded to a reinforcer(banana)?
We need to get her into an ABA program right away! There may be hope for her yet.

Anonymous said...

Check out Diva's comment on Kev's latest in regards to the silly petition. She's basically begging anyone to sign it. She writes:

"There have to be a thousand autism spectrum or suspected autism spectrum computer programmers/ web designers and generally concerned odd people who read stuff on the net, see if you can get some of them to sign the petition, please".

What a joke!

Fore Sam said...

I just looked at it. About 60 wackos have signed, including Huckleberry Hound.

Anonymous said...

What so you signed it, Fore Sam?

CAPITALIST said...

BLOG RUNNER IS HUCKLEBERRY HOUND

CAPITAL!

Anonymous said...

"There have to be a thousand autism spectrum or suspected autism spectrum computer programmers/ web designers and generally concerned odd people who read stuff on the net, see if you can get some of them to sign the petition, please".



Oh so they don't care if it is actually people with autism now? I guess anyone will do when you don't have enough sheep in the herd. Baaaaaa

Fore Sam said...

Diva made the mistake of assuming that those computer programmers would also be insane. I'm quite sure the majority of people with Asperger's are more like the level headed Ross who posts here and could never be lumped in with the nitwits.

Anonymous said...

Hi John - did you know CNN has been running blogs about health matters including autism? The latest is about cancer. Here's my post which they did put up - you're mentioned in it.

Unfortunately I don't think the emphasis should be on "beating" cancer, rather on "prevention".

My husband's entire family is gone from cancer (one from heart disease). Several in my family. We strongly feel focus needs to be more on preventation. Cancer should be a rare occurrence & we should all look forward to dying in our sleep from old age. This cancer thing is deeply wrong in our society. Face facts - it has become Big Business. We need to put a stop to it. What really causes cancer? We can look directly at the food we eat, the water we drink & the chemicals we are exposed to. Prevention is where the focus needs to be.

I just had a email conversation with an emergency room doc whose wife is dying from breast cancer. He's so angry & I don't blame him. He also believes his wife's cancer was caused - not something that just happened. I visit the blog of a man whose son has autism. He is very angry & I don't blame him. He believes his son's illness was caused & I agree with him.

As a society we need to wake up. Prevention is within our reach. We've got to stop accepting what has been handed to us by Big Business. Prevention - more emphasis has got to go into prevention.

Look - my Vet told me in Vet school they were taught if a bird is in the room when you run your self-cleaning oven the bird will drop dead. Now what does that tell you?? What effect does that oven cleaning have on a baby, or a Beagle or a grown man standing in the room??? It is time to wake up & take action.

Fore Sam said...

Anon, I don't know how much good a blog about the cause and treatment of autism does but, the media won't tell the truth. It's up to individuals to put the truth "out there" any way we can. Good job making a public statement.

Anonymous said...

Don't give up on the media. They have kids too. They're also gettin cancer & dying. CNN is seein that people are really pissed off by this terrorist thing cause more of us are gettin destroyed by diseases than by terrorists - diseases that are man made. Over in my neigborhood we got into a big battle over a nuclear food irradiator. The goal of those geniuses was to nuke the meat in the school lunch program - nationally. They got the FDA appproval, the whole nine yards. We got into a hell of a fight over it & some of the media was very sympathetic to the people. After all they've got kids too. Guess what?? We won! They shut it down. Now their trying to install it in Hawaii. The hearings start next month. Here's my website www.nocobalt-4-food.org. I really think we can fight back. There's power in numbers. There's way too much man made disease. The crap we're gettin doesn't just happen to us by accident. That doctor over at CNN is listening. After all, it's good for their ratings too. Alot of people care about disease cause so many of us are sick/dying. Power in numbers. CNN is asking for suggestions as to how they can help.

Fore Sam said...

Anon, This is the first I've heard about irradiated food. Maybe you had better luck with the media because they don't survive off of commercials from irradiation companies.
With mercury and autism, the head of one of the networks, who has an autistic grandson can't say what he wants about this debate because he'd anger all those Pharma advertising dollars.

Anonymous said...

Ohhh I was really hopeful that group started by the network executive was gonna do somethin. From what you say now I understand why they've done nothing. Ever notice it's always about $$$??? That's one thing I learned from the food irradiation battle. There's people out there that could care less about me, you or our families - if there's $$$ to be made - screw us & our lives.

I think it's time for us to realize that all these weird diseases (including cancer) we're gettin are caused by pretty much the same thing - chemicals/toxins. And that if we joined forces we'd be much more powerful in prevention & treatment. There's way too much treatment that's simply an extension of the cause of the disease in the first place ie the pharmeucetical companies. And boy are they powerful!!! But then again look what happened in my neighborhood. We shut down a food irradiator & that involved the powerful nuke industry & meat industry. This was not a local issue - this was national. The consequence being our kids lunches for God's sake!

Anonymous said...

I ALWAYS knew that Amanda was a FAKE! How pitiful!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BtNETd62Ug

click on the name Droooopy after the video to see this womans life. She even has a cat that does the same exact thing as amanda. This is truly priceless.

Anonymous said...

that is not you. if so-then you sure do look good for being 52.

Fore Sam said...

I'm 53. The ALA I take is good for your skin, plus I work out a lot.

Anonymous said...

I still do not believe you-you look 35-40 in that picture. Good for you!! Good for Sam that you care enough to take care of yourself like that.