Sunday, April 26, 2009
Rick Neubrander (Autism Guru) Wins Coveted Award
Today, Rick Neubrander was awarded the prestigious Bearded Clam Award. This award is presented intermittently to men who consistently prove to be pussies. While the award has been around for thousands of years, this is the first time any man has so distinguished himself as a complete and utter wimp.
As a self appointed Autism Guru to promote his brother's (Dr James Neubrander) questionable quackery of treating autism with unproven methods, Rick has withered from every challenge that has been presented to his weaselesque techniques. To prove his wimpiness, Rick has risen to every opportunity to act like a whiny simpleton while avoiding acting like a man at all costs.
While promoting his brother's apparent quackery, Rick has outdone himself to act respectfully to severely deranged psychopaths who try to prevent anyone from curing autism. Towards this goal of according respect to criminals who defend Pharma from their crime of poisoning babies into autism, Rick has seized every opportunity to act like a little girl and squeal to authorities on people who fight these medical terrorists. It seems that Rick does not want anyone to beat down the propaganda that allows Pharma to continue their goal of poisoning every baby who is born into a reduced mental capacity.
Rick plays his own devious propaganda here by pretending to oppose this crime by Pharma so he and his brother can keep the money flowing into their quack medical practice. By treating the Pharma shills with respect, Rick makes it seem that he is doing right by children with his feigned opposition. When someone who is serious about blowing up the propaganda by Pharma comes along though, Rick complains about their lack of respect for these assholes and whines like a baby to forum moderators to have these honest parents thrown off the forums. This ensures that Rick can help Pharma continue to cause autism and provide he and his brother with an endless supply of brain damaged kids to treat so they can add to their bank balances.
When called out for his treacherous behavior that damages all autistic children, Rick Neubrander consistently avoids answering for his crimes against babies, as is his right under the fifth amendment. As all sane people recognize that those who hide behind the fifth amendment are usually guilty, it is incredibly obvious that the profiteering Neubrander family is a dishonest bunch that should be avoided at all costs. If Dr James Neubrander was honest and had any balls himself, he would give his idiot brother a smack in the head and make arrangements to repair the damage that the idiot has done. Since the quack doctor has not done this, we can assume that he is in cahoots with his whiny, idiotic, pussy of a brother and come to the conclusion that the Neubrander brothers are acting with blatant disregard for the best interests of vaccine damaged children.
Rick should accept his Bearded Clam Award with great pride as it reflects great credit on him and his family while autistic children who can't speak suffer the consequences of his actions.